Dear Mister Tiax Sir,

We have heard through some unmentionable sources that you are in the
market for a DOOMSDAY or the bringing of DOOM. We, the Logosmas Bunnies,
are willing to offer our services to you at a slightly discounted rate.
(You know, business aint what it used to be since the coming of Maya.)
Our expertise lies in the gnawing of ankles with our pointy teeth and
our genuine evil nature hidden behind our cute and cuddly facades. (We
realize that evil may be an out-of-date definition, seeing as Evil now
calls itself Suffering and Oppression.) Please contact us should you be
interested in what we have to offer. Well be in contact, either way.

Sincerely,
The DOOM cult of Logosmas Bunnies


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Ero, in the year 454 AF.