Master Solymr. You have a wonderful gift for stating what is already so
blatantly obvious and, for that, I commend you. But I've seen the rise
and decline of at least one silly radical faction of champions of
'virtue', and will probably watch yours slide into decadence once your
initial fervor for shedding light on infidelity dims like an untended
campfire.

Having been adulterous and 'sly' in the past, I find it hard to believe
that a gang of spies will place me (now a reformed man, assuredly) at
the bottom of a stinking pile of deadcanines, was it? It's just
unseemly. These types of things have happened before. One person,
slighted by some vagrant heartbreaker, takes it upon themselves to right
the wrongs, protect the upstanding, just, and faithful, and make off
like a thief in the night with all the proceeds from their glorious
campaigns.

As a public service announcement, I'd like to point out that, for a
measly 800 credits, you can have your very own Anake's Hood, a powerful
artefact that nulls and voids the OIS's attempts to spy on you very
effectively. The best in adultery-inspired headwear, brought to you by
the Garden.

And for you, Master Solymr, I offer my services as a tender of wounds,
having noticed your failed marriage, and hopefully, with your compliance
and my compassion, we can overcome this shortsightedness into the mortal
heart.

Regards.


Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Sarapin, in the year 453 AF.