Sir,

Bear in mind, if'n ye would, that I be young an' inexperienced in the
ways o' Achaeans as compared t' some, but this crusade be havin'
overtones I ain't over comfortable with.

Have ye considered the feelin's o' the innocent parties in this? Mayhaps
they ain't interested in havin' any more hullabaloo than they have t'
endure. Surely this be a private matter between 'emselves. Fergive me
fer askin', but who be ye t' make the intimate an' embarrasin' details
o' another's personal life yer business?

I ain't one t' condone infidelity. But this seems t' be goin' t' the
other extreme.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Mayan, in the year 452 AF.