Hello, people

I come bearing a public service announcement in the name of all the I's
out there, of which I may or may not know- Ithron, Icaru, Iolanthe,
Ioravillise, et cetera.

Really, if you want to tell someone something, be sure to TELL them it.
I really don't need to know how much you love me, as appreciated as it
is. -I- get many of these things daily. -I- usually cope with it. -I-
end up with blackmail on half the world because of it. As much as using
-I- makes me seem self centered, -I- knew -I- would eventually get sick
of it and write this post.

So, please be kind and do me a favour. -I- am starting to get annoyed.
-I- don't want to hear your long, droning life story that you must
always start with -I-. Maybe you should try something along the lines of
'You know..' or 'One day'. You know, let the Y's and O's deal with it.
We I's need a break.

-I- give you my thanks,
Ixin Rousseau


(PS: No, really, give us a break. It's becoming maddening.)

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Lupar, in the year 449 AF.