Greetings, Shallam! The astounding Jaizsur Ta'sa feels he should be
unenemied to Shallam for the follow reasons:

1. Girls like my tentacles. Orphans too.

2. Silas wants my booty.

3. Kirrh bears my unborn child from that kidnapping episode. It's true,
why do you think she gets those mood swings?

4. I demonstrated the gaping holes in your estate security. I planned
that too! For your benefit!

5. I bear truffles. I hear you guys are familiar.

6. A fair majority of my raids involved me snuggling on one of you.

7. I look absolutely STUNNING in a cassock. They're roomy in all the
right places!

8. My numerous counts of burglary have proven that Manuella, Torain, and
Fonetic and pretty incompetent at Basilica security. Ok, so maybe when
Fonetic and Manuella are together they're a little 'distracted' but I
submit that it's no excuse!

9. I'm probably stimulating the economy. Giving the Crystalline a little
extra business by stealing sigils!

10. Chaos makes you stronger!

11. It's not like having me enemied is stopping me from doing anything
anyway.

12. It would give Veldrin a reason to stop toasting me. Damn evil death
mage.

And probably countless other reasons! Anyway, make with my term and
fine!

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Lupar, in the year 448 AF.