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Public News Post #16892

Moghedu Shrines

Written by: Monarch of Malarkey, Tiax Drac'Kal
Date: Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone


For those of you who have little interest in Mhaldorians and Shallamites
squabbling over Moghedu unless it involves the two sides lighting up
your deathsights like those wonderful times when the Hashanis make a
collective, head-first charge into the east and west gates after they
lose track of the north and south gates and believe themselves trapped,
I've prepared a brief explication of the current feud, complete with the
requisite number of grammar-defying run-on sentences.
You see, the Anointed are just trying to help the Mhuns. They were doing
so by doing exactly what they were doing before the Mhunna's request,
and are continuing to do so even though the Mhunna appears to have
changed his mind. To the untrained eye, it may seem that they're a bunch
of fanatics desperate for any rationale to drum up support for their
little schemes. This is certainly understandable, but in reality the
Anointed are simply showing an incredible amount of generosity, and
devotion towards helping the Mhun people. A devotion which transcends
the laws of reason, which rises above the concept of linearly
directional time, and which, therefore, has little apparent relation to
what the Mhuns say and when they say it.
On the other side, Evil has come forth to accuse the Anointed of serving
ulterior motives, and letting their ideology guide their actions rather
than the Mhuns' interests. Rarely does a group take the old adage "takes
one to know one" so deeply to heart as the Mhaldorians have done here in
order to offer their well-trained, expert opinions on weak facades of
legitimacy. I applaud them for their continued efforts.
As a final note, I believe that, in addition to clarifying this debate,
I can also resolve it. If we simply agree to defile Moghedu shrines
exclusively with the corpses of Mhuns, everyone wins.

-Tiax


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Daedalan, in the year 444 AF.


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Public News Post #16892

Moghedu Shrines

Written by: Monarch of Malarkey, Tiax Drac'Kal
Date: Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Addressed to: Everyone


For those of you who have little interest in Mhaldorians and Shallamites
squabbling over Moghedu unless it involves the two sides lighting up
your deathsights like those wonderful times when the Hashanis make a
collective, head-first charge into the east and west gates after they
lose track of the north and south gates and believe themselves trapped,
I've prepared a brief explication of the current feud, complete with the
requisite number of grammar-defying run-on sentences.
You see, the Anointed are just trying to help the Mhuns. They were doing
so by doing exactly what they were doing before the Mhunna's request,
and are continuing to do so even though the Mhunna appears to have
changed his mind. To the untrained eye, it may seem that they're a bunch
of fanatics desperate for any rationale to drum up support for their
little schemes. This is certainly understandable, but in reality the
Anointed are simply showing an incredible amount of generosity, and
devotion towards helping the Mhun people. A devotion which transcends
the laws of reason, which rises above the concept of linearly
directional time, and which, therefore, has little apparent relation to
what the Mhuns say and when they say it.
On the other side, Evil has come forth to accuse the Anointed of serving
ulterior motives, and letting their ideology guide their actions rather
than the Mhuns' interests. Rarely does a group take the old adage "takes
one to know one" so deeply to heart as the Mhaldorians have done here in
order to offer their well-trained, expert opinions on weak facades of
legitimacy. I applaud them for their continued efforts.
As a final note, I believe that, in addition to clarifying this debate,
I can also resolve it. If we simply agree to defile Moghedu shrines
exclusively with the corpses of Mhuns, everyone wins.

-Tiax


Penned by my hand on the 8th of Daedalan, in the year 444 AF.


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