It has come to my attention that, although it's being celebrated widely,
there's a great many people that do not know what, exactly, Nonemonipopo
day is, or what it celebrates. Have no fear, for the professor is here
to educate you on the true nature of the holiday and its spirit.

The holiday of Nonemonipopo day doesn't celebrate a specific day,
person, or event. It celebrates a spirit. A spirit of triumph, victory,
and, in some cases, cheerfulness. It's about the spirit of underwater
sports for fun, profit, and exercise.

It embodies the spirit of hedonism, and not bathing for years at a time.
After all, bathing is just a suggestion. Much like pants.

It is for this reason that every month, on the 11th, we wish everyone we
see a happy Nonemonipopo day and take a shot of shark's blood. It's
delicious, and it gives your pure natural strength for the coming days.

...or something.

Happy Belated Nonemonipopo day, Sapience! Have another happy one next
month!

-Sally Kissy Pants

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Miraman, in the year 438 AF.