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Public News Post #16654

Your overwhelming Suction.

Written by: Lady Goldberry Winterhart
Date: Monday, October 30th, 2006
Addressed to: Poergh Azon-Kaimelar


You Suck.

My dead golem thinks you suck.

My living golem thinks you suck.

My bees think you suck.

The hive my bees live in thinks you suck.

Why do you suck?


In Regards to your suckitude,
Goldberry

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 435 AF.


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Public News Post #16654

Your overwhelming Suction.

Written by: Lady Goldberry Winterhart
Date: Monday, October 30th, 2006
Addressed to: Poergh Azon-Kaimelar


You Suck.

My dead golem thinks you suck.

My living golem thinks you suck.

My bees think you suck.

The hive my bees live in thinks you suck.

Why do you suck?


In Regards to your suckitude,
Goldberry

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Sarapin, in the year 435 AF.


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