Your post made me laugh, as did the face you made when I attempted to
rob you.

I didn't actually steal anything, so why try to waste 25,000 gold on it.
Isn't it kind of counter-productive? I mean, jeez. Take your gold and
run, mate, before I get annoyed. I won't fail the second time. Or the
third time. Or the fourth time.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Glacian, in the year 434 AF.