To everyone else, except Shecks, please ignore this.

Shecks, I have a better offer for you. I`ll give you 10k to stop
writting on these boards and go bash your scribe. More, I'll give you
20k gold if you'll quit the Sentinels as well. You're a disgrace for
such a House.

Thank you. Now carry on with your puppet-making hobby.

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Ero, in the year 434 AF.