Gosh... Keegan, Ty Beirdd... I know you're proud of your progress and
all, but having every House member "pick a colour" from their scant
wardrobes and then attempting to come to the competition as a paint
palette does not constitute "costume design." But it IS cute! No,
really! You keep plucking away. Oh, but before you go this route -
collecting debris from the streets of Cyrene and sewing them together to
come as abstract art is kind of silly too. I'm almost rooting for Ty
Beirdd, actually! I mean, you would be able to melt down the prize token
for lunch money, so that's good!

Too bad you won't win anyway. The Sylvans aren't withdrawing, and that
pretty much screws up your chances, so... sorry about that!

Keep hope alive, Ty Beirdd! Just keep in mind that whatever you put
together, it will be less predictable than the theme of the Druids, who
we all know are only going to dress up as trees so they can run around
hugging each other.

Love,
Oenone Atreide-Mendacis
The Sylvanic Fellowship

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.