Hail, Prophetess of the Fortress!

I am sorry to inform you that Lady Oenone will be unable to agree to
your most laughable bribe. You see, I own 50% of the Expressions
clothing line so I do have a say in the selling of our company.

So here is the deal I will make with you: Concede defeat now, allow your
7 members to share with us what your theme WOULD have been, and give me
your fiancee's sister's best friend's mother's prized artwork to display
in my Ashtan bungalow that I share with my husband on odd-numbered years
and months that end in -n, and I will forget you ever threatened my
House and my people.

Best,
Ainia, Voice of the Earth

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.