I was thinking... you know this really isn't a fair competition. You're
up against the Sylvanic Fellowship! No one can stand up to that sort of
awesomeness and come away with anything better than 2nd place!

So in the spirit of sportswomanship, I offer you this humble tip for
your costume making. PUT LOTS OF PADING ON THE BOOTAY CUZ YOU'RE GONNA
NEED IT!
Meener!

Sincerely,

Nynae Eruu'yul
Sylvanic Spookstress

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.