To the CIJ -

In a possible future that we were all presented with before being thrown
back in time, I received a letter from your House, addressed to my
House.

Now, this saddens me for many reasons. It's such a pity! I had much
higher hopes for your reading abilities. Surely, I knew something was
wrong when Kuntar failed to realize, by my title, which House I belong
to. But all the same, at least he got it by taking a peek at HELP HOUSE
DRUIDS!

Understandably, not all those with the title Druidess are in the Ancient
Circle of Druids, so it pleased me to know that at least Jesters are
capable of reading help house files!

But alas, I was proven wrong. Their skill level in that area is far from
adept. Obviously, if they could properly read (or indeed, knew anything
about the Ancient Circle of Druids), they would have sent a letter
addressed to my House, to the House LEADER. Conor. Ya know, the guy
that's been around for some one hundred plus years? I guess the obvious
just escapes some.

Oh well! Perhaps now, this reading mistake will never come to pass,
seeing as we have been thrown back in time, and I warn you in advance of
that future error.

To the Sylvanic Fellowship -

I find myself vaguely amused that you do not try harder to escape the
stereotype of "younger forestal siblings of the Druids." Sad, that.
Afterall, it's more than a little stereotypical for younger siblings to
start rumors about older siblings, even if those rumors are just silly
rumors about the "older sibling" spreading more rumors.

But, if you wish to play the role of the 'younger rumor-starting
sibling,' I assure you that we are more than ready to rise to the
sibling challenge and, as the "older sibling," put you in your place
with this competition.

Smoochies!
Druidess Kaiya Winterwind
the Ancient Circle of Druids

P.S. Is it obvious enough for you now, Kuntar?

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.