Ainia --

Surely the Shadowsnakes have this competition in the bag
considering we could just steal ours and ne're do the work
ourselves. This would, however, cause us problems at
the judging because Geraint LTD. & Company would
playerkill us until we were newbies again. He did always
have a passion for the dramatic. Just like Goldberry has
a passion to make sure her costume has an adequate mouth
hole. Thankfully, Mommycakes Mayakali being a woman
(We think. Just kidding!), leaves Goldberry little opportunity
to 'illegally' sway the judges in her favour.


Tiax --

You sir, have crossed many a boundary in hygiene, body
weight, and ludicrous sexual acts. This time, you have
crossed one too many a boundary when you insulted my
quite easily insultable wife!

Not ONLY is _ my_ sex life ruined because you so
carelessly revealed that OUR sexual conquests greatly
exceed my matrimonial escapades but, you have
not-so-nonchalantly revealed that her house is fully of
nancies.

Nancies play a crucial role in like in that they:

1. Are easily susceptible to suggestion. (Remember how
we convinced Suran to chase Sartan's kitty going "I'm
going to get ya! I'm going to get ya!"

2. Like to flock together. The Cabal is always in need of
cannon fodder. (Shallam isn't so good at the whole
counter-raid thing and I think if we had a whole
choir of babbling idiots we could easily keep them
subdued and break into all 5 of their estates in one
month _again_.

So, Tiax, kindly hold your tongue when addressing my
wife so as to make my sex life run smoothly and our
nancies plentiful. I don't care how much more I love
you than I do Ainia. Keep it quiet!

Love,

Jaizsur Ta'sa

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.