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Public News Post #16561

Compulsive liar?

Written by: Viera, Prophetess of the Fortress
Date: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Addressed to: Plague of the Whiskery Plague, Kuntar Semshan, The Kilted Menace


Dear Kuntar,

If anyone has compulsively lied, it was my scribe, not I! And I assure
you, my scribe is no Spirit Walker. In fact, by the looks of his opulent
jewellery, he seemed to be a member of the Crown Merchants. Speaking of
the Crown Merchants, where are they? When throwing my House headfirst
into this contest, I fully expected my sister Houses of Hashan to put
their eternal, undying support behind us. Well, poo. We can do it alone,
I suppose.

As for my House's stench? Please. It's a perfume. We buy our lovely
scents from Trixy of Mysia, who always seems to have enough to share
with all of us. Thank you for your support of the Spirit Walkers through
your free samplings and cheap sales, Trixy!


Cordially,
Viera
Prophetess of the Fortress

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.


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Public News Post #16561

Compulsive liar?

Written by: Viera, Prophetess of the Fortress
Date: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Addressed to: Plague of the Whiskery Plague, Kuntar Semshan, The Kilted Menace


Dear Kuntar,

If anyone has compulsively lied, it was my scribe, not I! And I assure
you, my scribe is no Spirit Walker. In fact, by the looks of his opulent
jewellery, he seemed to be a member of the Crown Merchants. Speaking of
the Crown Merchants, where are they? When throwing my House headfirst
into this contest, I fully expected my sister Houses of Hashan to put
their eternal, undying support behind us. Well, poo. We can do it alone,
I suppose.

As for my House's stench? Please. It's a perfume. We buy our lovely
scents from Trixy of Mysia, who always seems to have enough to share
with all of us. Thank you for your support of the Spirit Walkers through
your free samplings and cheap sales, Trixy!


Cordially,
Viera
Prophetess of the Fortress

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.


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