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Exactly!
Written by: Plague of the Whiskery Plague, Kuntar Semshan, The Kilted Menace
Date: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Addressed to: Top Hat Hataru Ta'sa-Askari
And that's exactly it! That's what I was talking about! You're not
wearing spectacles, and you clearly should be. One of these days you're
going to mistake that manticore in the next room for your sordid lover,
and I don't want to be around when you're walking intothat room with
your pants down. Also, your stench is comparable only to that of the
broken wind of a pampered Tomaculan cow.
On that not, what do you get from a pampered tomaculan cow? Spoiled
milk!
-Kuntar "I'm not Sally Kissy Pants" Semshan
Penned by my hand on the 12th of Glacian, in the year 432 AF.
Exactly!
Written by: Plague of the Whiskery Plague, Kuntar Semshan, The Kilted Menace
Date: Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Addressed to: Top Hat Hataru Ta'sa-Askari
And that's exactly it! That's what I was talking about! You're not
wearing spectacles, and you clearly should be. One of these days you're
going to mistake that manticore in the next room for your sordid lover,
and I don't want to be around when you're walking intothat room with
your pants down. Also, your stench is comparable only to that of the
broken wind of a pampered Tomaculan cow.
On that not, what do you get from a pampered tomaculan cow? Spoiled
milk!
-Kuntar "I'm not Sally Kissy Pants" Semshan
Penned by my hand on the 12th of Glacian, in the year 432 AF.