Firstly, to the Spirit Walkers.

Viera: Clearly the only reason you walk in circles is that the spirits
have yet to bequeath to you the knowledge of counting beyond nothing. If
you had, I'm sure you could have counted both how many (few?) members
you have and you'd be walking in squares by now. Which is suitable for a
house full of squares. Everyone else has moved onto pentagons and then
some, get with the times. Also, your hair is the nastiest shade of ugly
I've ever seen.

Hataru: Put on your spectacles, you're going crosseyed (from LYING!)
again. You actually only have two and a half members there. Also, your
teeth are crooked and full of holes.


Secondly, to the Sylvanic Fellowship.

Ainia: I was looking forward to this, and then I got nothing. Actually,
I got less than nothing. I got "sissy nancies". I'm disappointed. I
expected at LEAST foolish fools, or an insinuation of being doodieheads.
I've heard better wind come out of a rectum. Also, Tiax's chest looks
better than yours.

Oenone: Mrs. Missy Miss Mister Mastermind. The brains of the outfit,
which should be dead since the brains are defunct and foolish. You of
all people should know that your house's participation in this costume
competition is doomed to failure, utter failure, not-winning, losing,
getting served, being shown who's the boss, getting sold into slavery
for losing a duel of honor, and killing yourself for having lost so
shamefully. Also, your husband's crotch is prettier than the rest of you
combined.


And you, Tiax. I'm not even going to get started on you here.


-Sally Kissy Pants

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Glacian, in the year 432 AF.