I, Tamuril Saralonde, hereby take the record for the shortest lived
marriage ever. I was married to my now ex husband Karr for a whole two
Achaean months before he took it upon himself to divorce me for reasons
disclosed. If anyone can beat me, you go ahead and let me know.

This split is not mutual. Its far from it. Currently, I've hit rock
bottom in my life. I'm now single, after having found the perfect
relationship then having it taken away from me. I cannot bash, nor do
people buy my refills and herbs.

If you want to help a girl, then buy refills from me. It'll elevate my
mood, and I'm cheap

Sorry to whine, but I've gotten so many tells recently that I thought
I'd just post it for all to see

Tamuril Saralonde

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Aeguary, in the year 430 AF.