Fair warning, I've received about reports in message and tell form that
people are illusioning theft of me. It's quite simple to recognize the
difference between illusions and real theft. Mainly, if you still HAVE
what appears to be stolen, it probably was not REAL.

The fair warning is because I'm not going to tolerate people claiming
theft cause on me. It's obvious that I am not a thief, considering my
profession, and considering that _I am inept at hypnosis_.

However, please continue to let me know when this happens, as I get
cause on every serpent or illusionist who does this, thank you.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Aeguary, in the year 429 AF.