Greetings yet again, nephew.

First, I would just like to take this opportunity to say, "I know you
are but what am I?"

Now that that is out of the way, I will address some of the more
coherrant points you made in your newspost.

Stop bashing my house, jealousy is unbecoming of you.

Now, in reply to the "Highlights" of the career as a thief...

1. That was my fault. What can I say, sorry?

2. I didn't become a thief until years after that happened. Do you
really have nothing else but one incident to prove your capabilities as
a thief, and downplay mine?

3. The Ashura do not scare me. I returned the items because the key that
was given to me to their stockroom was stolen illegally, and I didn't
wish to see the thief punished by the divinities. Again, learn your
facts before you write a newspost. You're starting to annoy me with your
idiocy.

Again, you know nothing of my past as a thief, nor do you know of
anything of my thefts. I've stolen some quite large sums, from some
quite large people (And I can assure you, they were not in the Great
Rock or Manara Burrow when I did it).

Oh, and you still forgot to mention that you are cuter.

Daes Lichlord, Still The Prince Of Thieves.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ero, in the year 428 AF.