Dear Lord Scarlatti and followers of his Order

First I must sincerely thank you for letting me use your marvellous
Scarlattan Theatre. It is an amazing place and is assisting me greatly
in putting on my latest show, "Anake's Mistake."

However, in recent times, a situation arose where I (in my naivety)
attacked a denzien devoted to Lord Scarlatti. This was purely accidental
and I meant no harm towards you.

It was while examing the backstage of the Theatre and finding my way
around that I foolishly made this mistake. I was with one other person
who was showing me all the different rooms and their uses. Upon entering
the room with the effects machine, the person I was with informed me
"NOT to kick the machine." In my naivety, I thought this person was
joking and wanted me to kick it for a humourous response. At this point
I kicked the machine.

I sincerely apologise for this foolish action on my behalf and take full
responsibility for my actions. I have already been reprimanded by my
house and the time before I can graduate in Ty Beirdd has been extended.

Please understand that I am a lover of the Arts, an actor and a
director, and I mean no harm to Lord Scarlatti or his Order.

Please accept my humble apologies,
Keegan de'Ehre-Ithilien

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 428 AF.