Funny, I don't recall asking for your opinion in the matter. Not
interested? I don't think you should be, since you're not one of the
parties involved. And no, there was nothing traitorous or even
particularly unusual about my actions, they were simply none too mature.
I made no mention of agonising over drastic changes in my affiliations
or even my continued existence in this Realm, because there were none.
YOU are the one dramatising this, not me. Nothing has changed except
that I'm going to attempt to behave in a bit more responsible and
civilised a fashion. Though your quip was mildly amusing, it's
irrelevant to the situation at hand. Believe me, I would not subject you
or any other uninvolved parties to my declaration if the public news
weren't the only medium available for me to do so. I have a time-saving
tip for -you- actually. If you see something with the word 'apology' in
the topic, and it does not happen to be authored by someone you feel has
any reason to be apologising to you, skip it. You don't have to read
posts you have no reason to believe are pertinent to you, and I
certainly don't need you passing judgment on me. Do us both a favor and
eat more fiber so perhaps you can dislodge that uncomfortable foreign
object that's making you so cross.

Cheers.

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Valnuary, in the year 425 AF.