Achaean News
Joyous News!
Written by: Tenebrus, Proselytist and Cutpurse
Date: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone
Hail Sapience!
Death as you may all know, bothers me not at all. However, I do have a
peculiar intolerance of the intellectually challenged, and there can be
fewer with greater challenges in that department than that speck of
faeces on the boot of life, who goes by the name of Miagorme Corten.
And so, in celebration of the joyous news that that scrotal excrescence
has joined the Ivory Mark, and is thus eminently killable, I offer a
bounty to those members of the Mark, who are actually competent in the
fighting department.
20,000 gold per head mailed to me, the offer to last until withdrawn by
notice on this board. However, I expect my supplies of gold to far
outlast my pleasure at receiving the severed head of the filthy little
cretin.
Yours, wishing you well on this fine day,
Tenebrus, Proselytist and Cutpurse.
Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 422 AF.
Joyous News!
Written by: Tenebrus, Proselytist and Cutpurse
Date: Tuesday, May 23rd, 2006
Addressed to: Everyone
Hail Sapience!
Death as you may all know, bothers me not at all. However, I do have a
peculiar intolerance of the intellectually challenged, and there can be
fewer with greater challenges in that department than that speck of
faeces on the boot of life, who goes by the name of Miagorme Corten.
And so, in celebration of the joyous news that that scrotal excrescence
has joined the Ivory Mark, and is thus eminently killable, I offer a
bounty to those members of the Mark, who are actually competent in the
fighting department.
20,000 gold per head mailed to me, the offer to last until withdrawn by
notice on this board. However, I expect my supplies of gold to far
outlast my pleasure at receiving the severed head of the filthy little
cretin.
Yours, wishing you well on this fine day,
Tenebrus, Proselytist and Cutpurse.
Penned by my hand on the 24th of Miraman, in the year 422 AF.