Greetings, fellow Sapience. It seems that recently, the Sultan of
Shallam stepped down and they are left leaderless. I come to you with a
campaign banner waving proudly behind me. I have seen the current state
of Shallam, and my heart weeps at the lack of challenge they pose to
Mhaldor. Therefore, I have a proposition.
Elect me, Sapience, as the new Sultan of Shallam. I promise, if I am
elected, to raze the entire city to the ground and build a vacation
resort for Mhaldorian's in her place. The current Viziers may serve as
busboys in Hotel Mhaldoria, and the young, nubile Priestesses who have
gone their entire lives without the touch of a real man can pamper our
feet with perfumes and tears and what not.

Hail be to Evil
Vote for me

Penned by my hand on the 9th of Glacian, in the year 421 AF.