Skye,

Wow.

For a moment I was very nearly speechless. Kudos to you, my dear! Alas,
that moment has passed and I would now like to entertain (or annoy) you
with my response.

To answer your question, and try to ignore your blatant attempt at
character defamation, I have in fact read the book, and will read it
again and again. It gets better every time. Though I stand by my
origianl statement of the tale being riddled with holes. As evident when
the text states, "She looked at me and smiled, then I noticed them, the
blood soaked rags she was wearing, the paleness in her skin, and the
sunburnt skin." Now you have to admit, Skye, this passage makes no
sense. Is the girl pale-skinned or sunburnt? Either way she would look
divine in one of my enchanting gowns of emerald silk (available at the
Cauldron of Chaos, SW of Central Market, Ashtan). Though, if the lass is
indeed sunburnt, she would likely wish to forego the spidersilk
stockings (also available at the Cauldron of Chaos). Anything would be
better than the blood soaked dress, unless you're into that sort of
thing, in which case a cloak of cascading crimson leather would be right
up someone's alley (available at Vanity, SW of the chamber of Statues,
Mhaldor).

As a friendly and jovial reminder, I have to say, there's no such thing
as bad press. Try as you might to make claims that all of my designs are
tailored towards harlots, I beg to differ, and I would believe that the
charming ladies strolling about in elegant gowns of indigo silk
(available at the Aristata Maelfic Emporium, NE of the Market District
in Mhaldor) would support me in this statement. I would also like to
think that Father Coldraven looks dashing in his pin-striped suit,
complete with skull and crossbone suspenders, as opposed to taudry as
you are so want to believe. I seem to recall that you looked rather
smashing in the teasingly short schoolgirl's kilt at one time. Would
that be that bawdy garment to which you were referring in your previous
post? If so, I'll be more than happy to make sure to stock some of them
up at the Silver Rose, as it seems you are a touch bitter that the
design is so popular!

In fact, I'll save you the trouble and will just go ahead and mail a
full schoolgir'ls outfit to you, be on the alert for a dove bearing a
tight white blouse, schoolgirl's kilt, white knee-high socks and gently
scuffed shoes. One question though, did you want frilly pink panties
adorned with lace, or white satin instead? The white satin is lacy a new
design, you could be the first to sport them!

Yours most sincerely,
Dr. Tekla Aristata Yuy D'Stellis


Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 419 AF.