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Since it seems like the "in thing" to do, The Sentinels declare war on.....
Written by: Flying Pig Farmer Derek, Cow that jumped over da Moon
Date: Wednesday, February 10th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
Well, seeing as every man, dwarf, clone, and bear are declaring war,
its been decided that we will as well. The sentinels hereby declare
war on PRICES! No more will the druidic honey monopoly keep honey
out of the reach of a hard working Flying Pig Farmer! From now on,
we are dedicated to providing high-quality, low-priced honey to
every man, woman, child *and* bear who desires it. My elite bear
team are at hand in groves around Achaea, procuring the freshest
honey around, so next time *your* hungry, why not have some honey?
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Sarapin, in the year 212 AF.
Since it seems like the "in thing" to do, The Sentinels declare war on.....
Written by: Flying Pig Farmer Derek, Cow that jumped over da Moon
Date: Wednesday, February 10th, 1999
Addressed to: Everyone
Well, seeing as every man, dwarf, clone, and bear are declaring war,
its been decided that we will as well. The sentinels hereby declare
war on PRICES! No more will the druidic honey monopoly keep honey
out of the reach of a hard working Flying Pig Farmer! From now on,
we are dedicated to providing high-quality, low-priced honey to
every man, woman, child *and* bear who desires it. My elite bear
team are at hand in groves around Achaea, procuring the freshest
honey around, so next time *your* hungry, why not have some honey?
Penned by my hand on the 8th of Sarapin, in the year 212 AF.