Greetings, Imadis!

It has come to my attention that you need to learn the definition of a
joke.

To quote an unknown scholar:

Trajedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into a open
sewer grate and are devoured by giant leeches.

What you did was neither funny, original or cool. You succeeded in
pissing off a small but significant number of the world's population,
make a fool of yourself on the public news board and likely die when you
forget you're enemied and waltz into Crossroads. I reccomend you take
some lessons in the Carnivalis Insitute of Jestering before attempting
'humour' once again, as I believe another attempt may infact kill the
concept (A feat thought impossible!).

I beg you, do not bring upon us a world without humour.

-Shorin Quicksilver


Penned by my hand on the 13th of Mayan, in the year 408 AF.