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Public News Post #15507

Shallam's new policy

Written by: Lunatic Literatus Tiax Drac'Kal, Jester Vigilante
Date: Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


I am rather amused to see that Shallam, in it's epic struggle against
the forces of evil, has adopted the political equivalent of the 'no
girls allowed' sign on a tree house door. Perhaps next we will see
Shallamites across the continent swinging their fists wildly, and
declaring that if a Mhaldorian should happen to get in their way, they
will cannot be held responsible for the results. This will be soon
followed by a 5-0 vote among the viziers in favour of a resolution
declaring Mhaldorians to be officially gross. In a truly bold move that
will go down in the history texts as one of the greatest military
actions of all time, the Shallamese army will stand a few rooms outside
Mhaldor, fingers raised in the air, yelling "Not touching, can't get
mad! Not touching, can't get mad!"

If you don't like evil, grow a pair and do something about it. Don't
waste our time with your petty antics to keep up the guise of being
oh-so-glorious crusaders of righteousness.

With Love,
Tiax


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Aeguary, in the year 407 AF.


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Public News Post #15507

Shallam's new policy

Written by: Lunatic Literatus Tiax Drac'Kal, Jester Vigilante
Date: Tuesday, November 15th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone


I am rather amused to see that Shallam, in it's epic struggle against
the forces of evil, has adopted the political equivalent of the 'no
girls allowed' sign on a tree house door. Perhaps next we will see
Shallamites across the continent swinging their fists wildly, and
declaring that if a Mhaldorian should happen to get in their way, they
will cannot be held responsible for the results. This will be soon
followed by a 5-0 vote among the viziers in favour of a resolution
declaring Mhaldorians to be officially gross. In a truly bold move that
will go down in the history texts as one of the greatest military
actions of all time, the Shallamese army will stand a few rooms outside
Mhaldor, fingers raised in the air, yelling "Not touching, can't get
mad! Not touching, can't get mad!"

If you don't like evil, grow a pair and do something about it. Don't
waste our time with your petty antics to keep up the guise of being
oh-so-glorious crusaders of righteousness.

With Love,
Tiax


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Aeguary, in the year 407 AF.


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