I is asking you all to be forgiving me for this, but it was passeded
onto me by cackling women and I had to share it wiv you all.


It's Mayaween, I am watching sinners burn
The fire light shines on him like a blood moon
I hold it in as best I can I know I'm just another fan,
But I can't help feeling I could love this Messiah of the Damned.
And I can't wait any more for him to preach to me,
I got it bad for Father Coldraven,
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me,?

My friends all tell me, "Girl, it's the first of sarapin
But deep within my mind, I see my torture at his hands
Waiting for my head to be severed at his command now
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align
In the form of the messiah and his demon, right here with me,
In the red fog, at the gates of Mhaldor oh,
Father Coldraven, hovering above me,
Mhaldorian dark prince, brooding and comely,
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's ripped out my heart
and I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from baalzadeen eyes;
Well you can say I'm naive,
but he taught me to be eeeeevil...... Ooooooooo....

My debts are called, I am waiting for the auction
Gonna put an end to my gristly days and blood-filled nights
Haggling on market like a clone, wishing I would win my bid
Just to hear the breath of the man, the head, the Ecclesiarch
And I would say,
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
You could marry me, Under our laws, see?"

Alternate verse
(My debts are called, I am ready for my date,
Gonna fulfill my obsessive ways and sleepless nights,
Sitting with nearly 500k that I owe, wishing that his favour he would
bestow
Just to fulfil this happy fan girls lust
And I would say
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?)

Father Coldraven I want you to love me,
to kiss and to hug me, flay and convert me
Father Coldraven, I know you could love me,
I'm Evil and lonely,
I'm gonna kill Arwyn!
Father Coldraven, why won't you love me, why won't
you love me, why won't you love me?
Yeah.......
"I'll be waiting... In Arcadia
Bye byes!
Kerri

Penned by my hand on the 22nd of Chronos, in the year 405 AF.