My dear order of Aegis,

Greetings and salutations from the abyss known as Darkness.

Your post was slightly belated...or perhaps too early? Regardless, the
children of Twilight have often been the scapegoats, this is nothing new
to Us.

However, your "anger" is misplaced...this time. Also, your call for our
surrender is amusing since we are NOT at war with you, or any other
faction. Unless this is one of those SURPRISE wars (you know, like
SURPRISE it's your birthday)?

As for defiling, it angers, saddens, fustrates, etc...but shrines can be
rebuilt. Our devotion to our Father is everlasting.

So please, let us know what we can do to placate your "strong feelings"
or find those responsible for these mystery acts against you and
yours...and in the future, don't hesitate to contact us. Contrary to
popular belief we, the scourge of Light, have no contagious diseases.

Cordially,
Chariot of Darkness, Mystic Nawtika Lucoster, Property of Xadzia

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Glacian, in the year 404 AF.