Under the direction of the High Grammar Inquisitor, Agrias, The Guy With
The Eye Of A Magpie, I, his humble Mischievious servent Rosirine, am
hereby ordered to post these Seven Truths of Mischief. These Truths hold
themselves to be self-evident as of the time henceforth that the Order
of Lady Pandora and the great Lady Herself take control of and reign
over Sapience. Already we have been approached by people begging and
pleading for their lives, but none of you shall be spared. We will
slaughter you all after our tea, and there is no way to convince us
otherwise.

1) Panties kidnapped henceforth shall be the Divine Property of Pandora,
Goddess of Mischief, to be used in Her upcoming fashion show. WARNING:
All granny panties shall be promptly executed after the kidnapping of
the panty population. Yes. We are discriminating.

2) There are only three types of people that are worthy in Achaea; those
who can count, and those who can't.

3) Mischief - the application of insanity - is a method by which one
weeds out the humourless cads of the world, bettering all for one.

4) Mischief must be upheld in all its forms: Physical, Mental, and that
other thing that Monks can do that lets them meditate constantly.

5) The enemies of Mischief are clearly listed under BLOODLINE SHOW
BELDARAN, and the only exception to this is all those who choose to not
wear panties.

6) The mind may be made stronger by focusing on this one image created
by our Lady Pandora:....A HERRING. Oh, and by harassing and teasing the
fat girl in the enemy House. In fact, picture the fat girl as a herring
while you're teasing her.

7) The body made be made stronger by not affiliating yourself with sex.
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers, which in turn grows
pedophillia based priests. Amen.

8) By reading our Seven Truths of Mischief, one will see which category
onefits into as stated in Truth 2.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Mayan, in the year 403 AF.