I totally... have slept with more women than you! Yeeeesssss!

No, don't write that down, ummm... ok. Write that... No one wants to
hear about your indulgences with the male or... female... body parts.

Be quiet. Annnnd... write me... or stop by sometime. You know where my
grove is. Wink wink.

No, don't write that either, hehe. Just write the part about being quiet
and umm...

Thaaaaat.... should about cover it, umm... just get that mailed to the
public office as soon as you can.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Lupar, in the year 403 AF.