You have never posted but a single cogent syllable to this, or any other
news board which I have had the severe displeasure of sharing with you.
Every time I unwittingly stumble upon one of your posts, if they even
deserve that name, I feel that I have become a worse person for having
read it. Please, for the good of Sapience, never post again.

Thanks a bunch,
Tiax.

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Miraman, in the year 403 AF.