There's too much of it. So I present this loffly mad lib.

Once upon a time there was a (proper name). S/He spent all his/her time
in the (noun). One time s/he spent a lot of time in the (noun 1) and
(portion of time) passed. Over this long, long time, people thought s/he
had gotten lost. Some people were (emotion), but others were (adjective)
(conflicting emotion). When s/he was out in the (noun) as customary
before s/he took his/her long leave, s/he affected a lot of (plural
noun). For the most part, those who had (plural noun) with him/her were
(emotion) for his/her presence, a (adjective) (thing) in life. Some
others were (conflicting emotion) with him/her, avoiding contact and
causing him/her (affliction, mental or intestinal). After his/her long
sojourn in the (original noun) he/she came out to find that new (plural
noun) had taken his/her place in various positions. (strong emotion),
he/she (past-tense speaking verb) at those who supposedly did him/her
wrong, which caused many people to strike back against him/her. And they
all lived (adjective) ever after. Kinda.


My version!

Once upon a time there was a Demeter. She spent all Her time in the
sleep. One time She spent a lot of time in the sleep and many years
passed. Over this long, long time, people thought She had gotten lost.
Some people were heartbroken, but others were extremely happy. When She
was out in the world as customary before She took Her long leave, She
affected a lot of people. For the most part, those who had dealings with
Her were glad for Her presence, a guiding light in life. Some others
were angry with Her, avoiding contact and causing Her strife. After
his/her long sojourn in the sleep She came out to find that new Gods had
taken Her place in various positions. Enraged, She yelled at those who
supposedly did Her wrong, which caused many people to strike back
against Her. And they all lived confusedly ever after. Kinda.


Wasn't that delightful?! Your turn!

-Kuntar Semshan

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Aeguary, in the year 403 AF.