Is your organization, city, house, order, clan, cabal, cohort,
consortium, amalgamation, group, bunch, cartel, society, club, league,
congregation, syndicate, gang, church, assemblage, faction, crowd,
conglomerate or general cluster having an anniversary, holiday,
celebration, party, throw-down, commemoration, bash, gala, merriment,
shindig, affair, function, bash, hullabaloo or orgy? If so, contact me,
The Tiax, to arrange for entertainment. The CIJ House will try our best
to send the least annoying ones, and will perform for specific themes.

-Tiax, Ho-down Hooligan

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Glacian, in the year 401 AF.