The word of the day is: pugnacious.

Pugnacious: Disposed to fight; inclined to fighting; quarrelsome,
fighting.

Yes, there may be fighting involved.


The PUGNACIOUS monk had a tendency to break things. Most notably limbs.
Occasionally he broke noses, teeth, and walls. And then sometimes he
crushed his enemies using the sheer PUGNACIOUS power of him mind.
Unfortunately this caused the monk to use an extreme, overpowering
amount of brain power, thus giving him a brain aneurysm. There were many
headaches, and many painful screams. Despite the monk's PUGNACITY in
fighting the brain pain, it simply didn't work, and he died a slow,
painful death.

The dragon's PUGNACITY caused many broken buildings, doorways, and small
feeble bodies. The dragon then proceeded to cackle evilly, revelling in
its newfound power. Then a hungry Goddess PUGNACIOUSLY made a cookie out
of the dragon and, despite all reports to the contrary, all was well.
Except for the dragon. He was lemon flavoured, and not a good type of
lemon either. A bad lemon. A PUGNACIOUS lemon.

I've found that the sheer amount of PUGNACITY lying around this news
board is much like that of an intelligence leech, slowly sucking the
brain power out of all who read it. Yes, much as a small child
PUGNACIOUSLY sucks upon wands of can-dee, or as a spider PUGNACIOUSLY
paralyzes his victims and sucks the sweet, sweet juices from his
victim's insides. The pain caused by the sucking is so incredible so as
to even comprehend the PUGNACIOUS pain would require an extremely
PUGNACIOUS attempt at PUGNACITY against one's own brain to even taste
the merest tip of the iceberg of pain, like the orgasm of PUGNACIOUS
flavour that explodes in your mouth when your tongue but hardly graces
the surface of the beloved pie. Yes, the lack of intelligence is
extremely painful. But you'll make it, somehow. Mere words cannot
describe the PUGNACIOUS PUGNACITY required to accomplish this most
PUGNACIOUS of PUGNACIOUS PUGNACITIES.



Once again, the word of the day is: pugnacious. Go ahead, see if you can
use it in a sentence. It's fun.


- Kuntar Semshan. Not very PUGNACIOUS.

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Scarlatan, in the year 401 AF.