One other thing I'd like to bring to your attention to render your point
moot on yet another level.

I've taken the liberty of banning your purchase of any of the items for
sale in my shop, items such as those harvested from my 'thank gods I can
be a greedy bastard!' grove. My personal honour dictates that I try
especially my utmost to focus on fulfilling the bastardly aspect of your
dubbing.

Good day
Caleth Le'Murzen

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 401 AF.