Customers, my pigeons, have you ever desired a surefire way to gain
money an a scale of epic proportions? Have you noticed bridges over
rivers that simply don't take themselves up on their full potential?
It's a shame, isn't it? That's why I'm offering you this fantastic,
once-in-a-lifetime chance to make brilliant profit. The thought of being
secure is one that all desire to see fufilled, from that of a mere child
to an adult. Have you tried many things to reach this security, only to
be foiled at every turn? I have a solution! Once in a lifetime! Supplies
limited!


I've got a bridge to sell you.


That's right, a fantastic, fully functional stone bridge. With a lovely
arch, handrails, and a sturdy stone makeup. Yessir, bridges don't come
any better than this!

Better yet, you can place this bridge anywhere! You can even charge a
toll! In naught but a few months, you will have regained everything you
spent on the bridge in crossing fees alone!

What does this excellent bridge cost, you ask? Merely 200,000 gold! A
simple asking price that you would have no trouble regaining with your
new toll bridge!

Send tells, messages, letters, and food to express interest in gaining
this wonderful, great, fantastic bridge!

-Kuntar Semshan





Note: Not really a serious offer. Any money received by persons making
this public post in hopes of receiving products mentioned will be taken,
refunds are not likely. Queries as to the point of this post can be
referred to both public post 15111 and the HELP ORPHANS file. Or not.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Valnuary, in the year 399 AF.