Good sir,

I have a slight correction to make on the behalf of my sister. Firstly,
if she were conducting a fund raiser for the Amazons, I'm sure they
couldn't care less how messy your house is. Your boorish comments,
perverted mind and smart alec attitude are not appreciated. You are the
type of man that degrades women and reduces us all to the basest and
lewdest of anatomical elements.

In other words, you sir are a boorish, sexist pig that should be impaled
on the end of a very sharp instrument and left for dead as a piece of
useless flesh that contributes nothing valuable to society.
Unfortunately, I'm not a fighter though I do offer advice. Find a hobby
that will distract you from how lonely you are.



Penned by my hand on the 19th of Miraman, in the year 399 AF.