Major rear-Admiral Serjeant Corporal General Lord high-Senator Master
Duke sir Captain Squeakers His grace His excellency Bsc, Ssc, HNP, BHS,
VHS (or Squeakers for short, all titles do not reflect actual rank
and/or position) Is a sailor privateer of the open eastern
seas and is well known in Mysia for his navigation skills, drinking
prowess and infatuations with biped females.

He is also known for being a black rat with an eyepatch.

sometimes Squeakers is smart and hangs out somewhere safe. Sometimes he
forgets and prowls the streets and roads of Cyrene.

The problem is, that Squeakers is often mistaken for lower riff raff
edible yummy black rat. This makes Squeakers sad 🙁

so if you like Squeakers to stay happy and not eat you alive for tea:

Check your targets before attacking! Or he will be 🙁 and you will be
ingested in a non pirate way!

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Phaestian, in the year 398 AF.