Hello everyone. A horrible horrible thing has happened. I was sitting at
Caer Witrin when Kragoth came and stole my panties. He couldn't get my
gold, so he robbed me of my modesty. Such horror and perversion! Anyway,
he's open for 7 months PK. Please help restore my honour everyone...

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Aeguary, in the year 398 AF.