"When she's not happy, you're not happy."

When raiding and pillaging a town, take as much jewlrey and furniture as
you can, and give it to your woman when you return from battle. Women
like shiney things, and if not supplied with a constant supply of shiney
things and shoes, they get upset. And when they're upset, they like to
make you upset. And it's really annoying to have your woman make you
upset when you're still soar from battle.

- RT

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Chronos, in the year 396 AF.