Madus' brave stand for the rights of all Achaeans who summon horrible
beasts of chaos but aren't really into that chaos thing, in fact they're
pretty happy with order and stuff has brought me to the realization that
there are many other groups that just aren't being given enough respect
around here, and I'm here to speak up for them.

1. Sartanites who kill the innocent should be allowed to join the church
if they want to. Really, just because they kill the innocent doesn't
mean they're happy about it. Maybe they don't like it. You can't just
judge them because they have chosen to devote themselves to the lord of
evil and have chosen to slaughter the weak. You have to judge by what's
inside, man.

2. Druids who burn trees. Druids who burn trees should be allowed to
stay in Eleusis, and oakstone, and should be given a medal. To begin
with, the trees might like it. You can't just put a blanket statement
out there and say that all trees don't like fire. If a tree wants to be
burned, and a druid sets them on fire, we should give that druid a
medal. Additionally, you can't go around forest enemying anyone who
overharvests a few herbs. It's what they do with those herbs that count,
and how they feel when they're doing it. Maybe they take the herbs home
and love them. Sure, most people who overharvest sell or eat the herbs,
but that doesn't mean everyone should be punished!

3. Pants who wish they were shirts. I sometimes think my pants would
like to be worn around the torso. Just because they have leg holes
doesn't mean they have to be worn around the legs. I've tried to give
them the freedom to be a shirt if they want to, but they don't fit well.
I demand that all Achaeans amputate all portions of the upper body that
wouldn't fit well if we tried to wear pants as shirts. That way, the
pants will be free to be themselves, and no longer unfairly segregated
from the upper body garments.

There is clearly wide-spread discrimination in our world for abosuletly
no legitimate reason. All of these examples that I have given make no
sense to me, and I demand that the situations be rectified. I would also
like everyone to change what they think to make me happy. Thanks.

-Tiax


Penned by my hand on the 16th of Phaestian, in the year 395 AF.