Greetings Sapience,

It has come to my attention that many of you seem to have trouble
remembering that there is an S in the word SAY when trying to speak to
someone. Because of this, I often get people speaking of things in my
head that I have no prior knowledge of. While this doesn't bother me too
terribly, it can be tedious.

I come to let you know this month that there is an alternative. If you
wish to speak, but for some reason cannot remember to put the S on SAY,
just use an apostrophe, ', in its place. This makes it so that we AY
women don't end up being spammed, and you don't end up sending us your
embarrassing mistells.

On behalf of AYvalen, AYana, AYane, myself and any other AYs that might
reside in these realms, I thank you in advance for your cooperation.

-SSoS, AYarei Sa'Rithven-Rhazine, the (slightly perturbed) Jesteratrix

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Lupar, in the year 395 AF.