By the grace of our Gods this day, the lungs of all mortals suddenly
remembered their old strengths and found themselves able to propel our
shouts to rarely seen volumes.

Unfortunately, the Gods were simply amusing Themselves, and did not
announce that all lung increases would be matched by a proportional
shrinkage of the brain.

Next time you find yourself able to shout, try to remember that you're
also stupid.

Latus

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Miraman, in the year 395 AF.