RELOS' GUIDE TO CLASSES

A brief and random set of comments, puns, smartasseries (it's a word
now, shut up), phrases, questions, ponderables, etc, concerning each
class/guild/house in Achaea.


Apostates - If someone leaves them, do those still of the class call
-them- apostates?

Bard - Beware of Cyrenese riots, you will encounter luters.

Druids - The original treehum-...huggers, headed by long-time leader F.
D. ConoR.

Infernals - Living proof that chivalry and honor do not necessarily go
hand in hand

Jesters - Equipping dangerous yet humorless people like Manu and Proficy
with skills. Joke's on you, Sapience.

Magi - Beating people up with the power of geometry. Just wait until
they figure out calculus.

Monks - "He did the Bash!
He did the Monster Bash! (the Monster Bash!)
It was a graveyard smash!"

Occultists - "Astralform...universe and hermit tarot... pathfinders...
unblockable, undefendable Pit of Golgotha...we escape lost fights better
then blackwinders!"

Paladin - "At -least- as honorable as an Infernal!"

Priests - "Debrah, mace him if he calls me 'Angel' again?"

Runewardens - "Hah, we have -two- marketable skillsets!"

Sentinels - Forestals...whose skills don't rely on the forests!

Serpents - "We may suck at fighting, but hell, we're the most fun!" (as
this is my class, I'll include comments on each guild)

Dawnstriders - One who wrestles with their conscience daily, and ends up
being disqualified for using an illegal hold.
Naga - Home to Achaea's greatest paradox, Halios, the 'extremely
credible' issue whore.
Serpentlords/Vipercult - "We're serpents, dammit, SERPENTS! Not at -all-
like those snakes!"
Shadowsnakes - "We're snakes, dammit, SNAKES! Not at -all- like those
serpents!"

Shaman - Scary for a class with no proprietary skillsets. (Yeah, we
don't count Curses as being really different from Evileye, either)

Sylvans - "Watch, as vines burst forth from the ground, coiling around
our bodies tightly, and causing all you gutterminds to think dirty
thoughts."


Aaaand, just as a precautionary detail, for those of you who get
offended at the drop of the hat, these are all comments made out of
extreme boredom, not malice, or anything else along those lines. If you
find they offend you, go join the jesters (see JESTERS above).

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Sarapin, in the year 395 AF.