1. The plague is Lord Clementius' new way of saying 'I hate mortals.'

2. Saryn is Achaeas latest celebrity, her secret sex log appearing on
clan boards everywhere! *duck*

3. Skinny-dipping in the Saoghal Valley has odd consequences.

4. The Jester GH password contains four words, the Goldberry password is
only one: "Hi".

5. Latus just went druid so he could graze without getting in trouble.

6. Contrary to popular belief, it is not, nor has it ever been Mendax
Time.

7. Baby.

8. Geraint is obviously sexier than Koralin.

9. Orklanishkal isnt a name, its just confused.

10. Yes, Premethius is the true founder of the Occultists.

11. Moraine is dead sexy.

12. It really is rather difficult to hear from the fetal position.

13. Cain's doppleganger is just as snuggly as the real Cain. Give it a
try!

14. There is only one situation under which you should give anyone as
many second
chances as Shallam gave the Vertani, and that is when they are giving
you b***j**s
and there is only two groups who give that many b***j**s to Shallamese.
This leads
to the conclusion that the Vertani are either altar boys or Goldberry.

15. With the advent of auto-class, the Tanjinn will gain even fewer new
members than they used to. This will place them at a solid negative
three new members a month.

- Jaizsur Tasa

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Scarlatan, in the year 394 AF.