I have always wonder why you damn forestals are so fanaticable about the
burning of your forests. Has the forest ever told you that it doesen't
like to be burned? Maybe it wants to die. Is it your right to deny in
that pleasure? Sure, you can say you know exactly what the forest is
thinking, but perhapts, you are percieving it incorrectly. I'm sure
anyone who has been shrubbed can agree with me, that being a plant
sucks. And you wish for some sort of death to free you from your idle,
bland, uneventful life. But what do I know? Though the real issue is
what exactly do the forestals know? They have been pressing there
assumed beliefs on the rest of sapience for hundreds of years, and i for
one am rather sick of it.
-The nonsensical ramblings of a mildly old perso
Locus Talobar, Patriarch of House Talobar

Penned by my hand on the 12th of Lupar, in the year 392 AF.