Saducismus Vs. The World!

I'm selling tickets. We'll give a free obsidian dagger to everyone
at the door. Oh, and those stupid hats that allow you to wear
ale on your head and drink it through straws. And a big felt
'We're Number One!" hand.

Don't forget to come see the preshow... My daughter Julianne
poking Khaseem with a sharp stick for two hours. It's sure to
be a fun-filled family event.

Oberon "Don King" Alderaan, AWF (Achaean Wrestling Federation)

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Scarlatan, in the year 209 AF.